Category: Joke Board
Stupid product directions
*On a Sears hairdryer: DO NOT use while sleeping. {Gee that's the only time i have to work on my hair}
*On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. {the shoplifters special}
*On a bar of Dial soap: Use like regular soap. {And that would be how.....?}
*On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. {But it's JUST a suggestion}
*On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert{printed on bottom}: DON'T turn upside down. {TOO LATE!!!}
*On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. {As night follows day...}
*On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron close on body. {but it would save me time}
*On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. {one would hope}
*On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain w/ your hands or genitals. {was there a lot of this happening somewhere?}
lol Oh my Gods. I love the medications for allergies that say things like "may cause sneezing, coughing and bloody nose" or the medicines that say "side affects could be fatal." Oh gee! You cured me of my illness all right, I'm dead! Please keep these coming. I saw a huge list somewhere but forget where now.
holy crap, that was good. If u find that list, please post it. lol
lmao, i knew this one and there are many others too, i have the list...
but it's in italian, so not many of you guys would be able to appreciate it, lmao. if i find it i could try and translate it though. lol
Lmao! Love you, and this, Janelle. It's hilarious!
And don't you love it on commercials when they tell you to call your doctor when you have trouble speaking? wow! Goes to show how smart people in the medical field and from the FDA are.